I'm told that this is what Jeff Foxworthy had to say about Utahns. While I do not currently live in Utah, I did spend most of my life there so I found these statements to be hilarious. Enjoy!
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave bothunlocked, you live in Utah.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you live in Utah.
6 comments:
Hey there. All the clothes we bought range from newborn to 1 year old. There's only a few items in each size. Mark is convinced that our baby is going to be a tank. Plus I'm sure we'll get a lot of things from showers etc. So I agree with the whole clothing thing. Thanks.
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Natalie! How cute is your little Charlie? I just love him. It looks like you guys are having a great Spring/Summer. Adam has already graduated??? What's next for you guys?
Wow, How cute is he? I love his little teeth. I totally can relate to the if you live in utah jokes. They made me laugh.
Wow, How cute is he? I love his little teeth. I totally can relate to the if you live in utah jokes. They made me laugh.
wow, totally funny! It's all true....
How's the summer? I need to call you soon:)
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