The Bull

So tonight we're sitting at dinner when Charlie notices that there's a cow on the milk carton. I ask him if he knows where milk comes from. He says no so I tell him it comes from cows. He then states that milk comes from boy cows. "Boy cows?" I ask, "What do you mean?" Charlie then proceeds to tell us that boy cows give milk from their penises which are pink and purple. Huh?

By this point I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. Charlie isn't sure why I'm laughing but he's pretty sure he's the cause and seems quite proud of himself. Finally I ask him to show me what he's talking about. He runs into his room and returns with this toy bull. And he shows me the pink penis where the milk comes from. After I'm done laughing I explain about girl cows and teats.

Thank goodness for anatomically correct toys.

P.S. Charlie also calls teats "teeth." I love that kid!